Hate the world today . . .

[melwil]

Beach = pretty. Sun = evil. Pie = yum.

Sun has fried my mind and turned me into an ostrich.

How about that cricket?!

Don't want to talk to anyone. Don't want to apply for jobs where no one bothers to call me back. Don't want to read fan fiction. Don't want to write fan fiction. Hate the internet.

Don't want to discuss why violent and aggressive people scare me so much. Don't want to discuss Centrelink. Don't want to discuss the hair that keeps falling out.

How about that cricket?!

Wondering if it's possible to have a breakdown while surfing the internet. Don't worry, I'm not. (Apologies to the f**k-knuckle and flunkies. I'm sure you'd enjoy a breakdown.) Just be surfing the internet and . . . crack. Probably while reading Harry/Draco.

Wondering how much it would cost to hire a contract killer.

Wondering how I can protest for peace without being accused of being un-Australian or un-Patriotic or 'left-wing, dole-bludger, feminist, hippy-loser'

Wondering if I can afford to buy a DVD player.

How about that cricket?!

Wondering if I could post all the stories I haven't finished on my blog and declare them as permanantly unfinished, kaput, don't you dare ask for any more.

Off to bury my head, pull up my doona, put alcohol in my coffee and watch Australia win the cricket.

Comments

[wierdgurl30.livejournal.com]

Wondering how I can protest for peace without being accused of being un-Australian or un-Patriotic or 'left-wing, dole-bludger, feminist, hippy-loser'

Tommorrow I plan just to wear a simple white ribbon around my wrist, also plan to see how long it will take to have it conviscated from me *sigh*

[melwil.livejournal.com]

Love you Jac. Hope the teachers let you keep the ribbon. Otherwise, tie it to your bag or your pencil case.

The teachers actually supported me when I wore a black ribbon on Bastille day when the French were testing bombs in the Pacific. Tell them that you've developed a social conscience.

Re:

[wierdgurl30.livejournal.com]

Nah, it was cool, I don't think half the techers noticed until I said something :D I'm definately wearing it tommorrow but becuas etheir is a protest in Brisbane when school is on

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

It costs $600 to $1000 to hire an amature contract killer - they advertise in various backyard soldier type magazines. A professional will cost you a hell of a lot more.

[melwil.livejournal.com]

Of course the next question would be: can I get centrelink to agree that it's a good use of money. And if so, will they forward me a loan . . . ?

[lizbee.livejournal.com]

*hugs Melina*

I'll go you halves in the contract killer, the DVD player and the breakdown, but you have to promise to stop this self-destructive behaviour -- Harry/Draco? Oh, Melina...

How about that cricket?

[dienacht.livejournal.com]

I'll kill for you! Sure, I'll probably be caught, and it'll probably go to you that you got me to kill for you, but I'll only charge $200 for a crossbow. Now that would be a fun way to kill someone *grins*