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melwilTrying to read some Snape/Hermione. See, because I write it so much, I thought - hey, should read some of that.
Grr.
I gave up on one story when the exposistion fairy had a heart attack in the first two paragraphs. The second one managed to last three chapters, and then the author's notes began to annoy me. Number three didn't get past a cursory glance - first person starting with "Oh my god. I left school ten years ago and now I have to go back" (or something like that)
Gyah.
So, I present (not for young eyes):
The PWP Meme
*Otherwise known As - Take Five Lines of Smut from Your Own Fiction to Make a Really Smutty Story*
They always have sex in the dark because the lights hurt his eyes. She runs her hand down his back, and he’s making a noise that’s an inch away from purring. She lays back on the bed as his hands explore her, arches forward as they cup around her breasts and his fingers pull at her nipples, and again as his hands rested on the top of her legs. She moves and he slips his fingers into her suddenly. He wraps his arms around her shoulders, and she pulls him closer, and for a moment, they were everything.
The five lines come from 26 Ways to Find Loneliness, Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit, Tear Stains and Tooth Marks, The Dark Room and Something Comfortable in an Unlit Room.
Going to surf the web a bit more. Might edit later. Or post to the Wardrobe. Amanda and I shoved some more people in there last night . . .
Edited to Add
I was totally ready to ignore him. Ready to ignore the whole thing. But the fuck-knuckle has gone and called one of my friends a whore in response to what was essentially a polite, well written post.
Bring on the smurf heads. And the capsicum spray if he so much as tries to touch my sister.
Later Edited to Add
Anonymous posters:
a) I screen you. I check what is screened. Nice people (Kim!!) are unscreened
b) If you don't leave a name, I do have your IP address. I enabled this and it is noted.
c) The Private vs. Public school debate was one I believe in. I have the right to comment on it in a reasonable manner without being told to shut up. I suppose you just couldn't stand up to my arguments.
Grr.
I gave up on one story when the exposistion fairy had a heart attack in the first two paragraphs. The second one managed to last three chapters, and then the author's notes began to annoy me. Number three didn't get past a cursory glance - first person starting with "Oh my god. I left school ten years ago and now I have to go back" (or something like that)
Gyah.
So, I present (not for young eyes):
The PWP Meme
*Otherwise known As - Take Five Lines of Smut from Your Own Fiction to Make a Really Smutty Story*
They always have sex in the dark because the lights hurt his eyes. She runs her hand down his back, and he’s making a noise that’s an inch away from purring. She lays back on the bed as his hands explore her, arches forward as they cup around her breasts and his fingers pull at her nipples, and again as his hands rested on the top of her legs. She moves and he slips his fingers into her suddenly. He wraps his arms around her shoulders, and she pulls him closer, and for a moment, they were everything.
The five lines come from 26 Ways to Find Loneliness, Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit, Tear Stains and Tooth Marks, The Dark Room and Something Comfortable in an Unlit Room.
Going to surf the web a bit more. Might edit later. Or post to the Wardrobe. Amanda and I shoved some more people in there last night . . .
Edited to Add
I was totally ready to ignore him. Ready to ignore the whole thing. But the fuck-knuckle has gone and called one of my friends a whore in response to what was essentially a polite, well written post.
Bring on the smurf heads. And the capsicum spray if he so much as tries to touch my sister.
Later Edited to Add
Anonymous posters:
a) I screen you. I check what is screened. Nice people (Kim!!) are unscreened
b) If you don't leave a name, I do have your IP address. I enabled this and it is noted.
c) The Private vs. Public school debate was one I believe in. I have the right to comment on it in a reasonable manner without being told to shut up. I suppose you just couldn't stand up to my arguments.
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on 2003-02-27 04:10 am (UTC)Nah. Goes well with my new glowing complexion, no? ;)
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on 2003-02-27 04:13 am (UTC)You really should stop having sex on the floor of Starbucks.
(You're appalled right now, aren't you)
I'm ready to render a certain person organ-less at the moment. He's actually got me contemplating violence.
No one messes with my 'manda!
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on 2003-02-27 04:15 am (UTC)Ahahahahaha.
Yeah. Well. It's my first official Whoring. Feelin' just a bit - I danno. Frustrated, because this guy is so obviously a vindictive, one-track moron.
Gyyyaahhhh.
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on 2003-02-27 04:18 am (UTC)I think the easiest thing to do would be to curse him, and then forget that he ever existed. Honestly, I don't think he's worth a single second thought from one of us. We're twenty times better than him, and we're not as screwed up as a jam jar either.
And ignoring one of my ex-boyfriends seems to have led to me not having to hear from him since January 1999. I like that.
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on 2003-02-27 04:22 am (UTC)Have fun in Peachester...will see you Saturday. :)
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on 2003-02-27 04:25 am (UTC)If fact, despite the fact he's got me swearing left, right and centre - he's not worth the smell of dog shit.
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on 2003-02-28 03:12 am (UTC)(I actually missed half of the stuff that happened, and only just caught up with the "whore" thing, which is why I hate not going on the internet for a few days, but I get the idea and am in complete areeance)