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[melwil]

My house mate is currently monopolising the phone line (bastard) so I can’t get on line and do the things I need to do before I go to Centrelink tomorrow. So, instead, I’m writing the apology meme.



Dear Sam,
Sorry for almost killing you in my very first story. I thought was being clever and inventive. Oops.
Melina

Dear Ainsley,
Sorry that I gave up on your relationship with Sam so early and then proceeded to pair you off with Josh, Donna and Ann Stark. You were just more interesting that way.
Melina

Dear Toby,
Sorry that I never gave you the girl, or the wedding in the Rose Garden. You got to have lots of sex with CJ though. And you were allowed to be grumpy a lot.
Melina

Dear CJ,
Sorry that I broke you. Lots. I was following the lead of a lot of better authors. I promise that we’ll keep searching for the crazy glue so that we can put you back together.
Melina

Dear Hawkeye,
Sorry about never finishing that fic. But, in my mind you always end up with Margaret and no one could be sorry about that.
Melina

Dear Wesley,
Nah, I’m not sorry. You’ve spent many unfinished fics having sex with Lilah and Josh. You should be proud.
Melina

Dear Willow,
Sorry for wanting to write bondage fic after Giles asked if you wanted to be punished. I promise that the fic wouldn’t have involved panty hose or the floor of Starbucks
Melina

Dear Josh,
Sorry for making you more screwed up than CJ
Melina

Dear Snape,
Sorry you have to deal with a perpetually tortured Hermione. Next time you’ll think twice before having the Death Mark burnt into your arm.
Melina

Dear Hermione,
Nope. Not sorry, even though your life is torturous. Sorry.
Melina

Dear Ron,
Sorry for severely disabling one brother and turning another into the prodigal son. Sorry for exiling your sister and nephew and killing your best friend. Sorry that people thought you were sleeping with Sirius. Sorry that I took Hermione away from you and put her with Snape. Sorry that you’re a twisted, screwed up young man with no real future. Sorry for making you the evilSam of the Harry Potter universe
Melina



There'll be another post in a bit

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Deperately trying to find the address! (Yeah, I know, great daughter)

Jacinda would be the one to talk to otherwise - she made the site. There's a link on Liz's LJ somewhere too - just need to keep searching *g*