Letters from the Stressed Out

[melwil]

Dear Education Queensland,
Please reintroduce the cane, and other painful punishments, back into primary schools. Please. Please. Please. Please. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

Love, Melina.



Dear Deputy Principal,
Thanks for completely undermining my authority with that child. And thanks for completely ignoring the grade sevens who were behaving in a completely innappropriate manner. They really learnt their lessons.

No Love, Melina.



Dear Grade Seven Class,
May you rot in some kind of hell. May you be completely thrashed by the Year 12s next year. May you fail at life.

Much hate, Melina.



Dear Teacher of Grade Seven Class,
Thanks for all your help today. I really admired the way you completely ignored the way your class refused to do any work, and then ignored the way they cheated off each other. It's strange, because you know their names, and I don't.

More hate, Melina.



Dear Grade 4/5, Grade 3, and students and teachers who managed to put a good musical together using grade 1, 2 and 3 teachers,
You made my day better

Love Melina

Comments

[sangerin.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear.... clearly you encountered all the curses of teacher-librarians in one day.

[whycaro.livejournal.com]

I wonder how many teachers secretly want to write that Ed QLD letter themselves. I do.