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[melwil]

To the shit/s who stole clothing from our backyard,

I suppose you think it's funny. I suppose you think you're smart. Stealing clothes off a clothes line, that's a lucrative profession.

Well you might get a bit of cash for Matt's three shirts, but my teaching pants!?! (One pair of only two of course)

They've had more glue, paint, chalk and children liquids on them than I can count. I've smushed chocolate into them on occasion and stepped on the hems. They'll get you nothing. I hope they strangle you. I hope you get children germs and die.

Too bad I can't afford to replace them, and must finish my teaching in one pair of pants. I hope you rot in hell.

Comments

[sparkle.livejournal.com]

Wow, people suck. Hopefully one day they'll steal some clothes and accidentally awaken some dormant bubonic fleas.

[melwil.livejournal.com]

*fingers crossed*

Immediately, my problem is biggest, because Matt's work clothing survived. In the long run, he lost three expensive (and one irraplacable) shirts. So we're both pretty pissed right now

[not-concerned.livejournal.com]

I know how you feel. When I was living on campus, someone snuck into our laundry room and stole, amongst other things, all my black underwear. Just the black.

Some people are just weird.

[electriccowgirl.livejournal.com]

that sucks. if it makes you feel better, we had an entire load taken from our yard last year. five pairs of pants. 2 shorts. 8 tops. our underwear. bathers. everything. sucked hugely. i still havent replaced it alll.

[miss-smell.livejournal.com]

when my mum was younger she had her jeans nicked from the line, along with the jeans of her 5 brothers.
my mum still occasionally freaks out about washing all the good/expensive clothes at the same time.

it sucks :/
*wishes some sort of unexpected good luck on you*

[warlordkittens.livejournal.com]

omg fuckers. *sends pants*