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Feb. 10th, 2004 03:43 pm
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Dear Centrelink,
I hate your stinking guts.
Love Melina

Dear Spammers,
Using the name of the owner of my work will not make me open your spam. Please try again.
Melina

Dear idiot neighbours
Your lawns are mown already. Please take an axe to your moter mowers and whipper snippers.
Sincerely Melina

Dear Work,
No I am not available Friday. Yes you have to give me 12 hours of work or pay me the significantly higher casual rate. I hate your stinking guts too, especially at five in the morning.
Yours Melina

Dear Workmate,
When I am staying back to help you because you procrastinated severely, you are not able to just nip away and let me watch the store for you. NOT ON MY TIME!
Melina

Dear Neighbour
May I shove that whipper snipper down your throat?
Melina

Dear University
Start already. Please.
Yours begging, Melina

Dear PMS
Go Away.
Melina

on 2004-02-09 09:57 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_snitchbitch/
Something vexes you?
:P

Re:

on 2004-02-09 10:02 pm (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] melwil.livejournal.com
Well you made me laugh!

It seems that waking at 4am doesn't really agree with me . . .

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