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Aug. 29th, 2004 12:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
melwilJohn Winston Howard just called the Australian Federal Election for the 9th October. Now the politicians can stop working so hard for the Australian people and begin campaigning . . .
Howard tells us that this will be an election fought on trust. Probably a bad term of phrase from a man who, in the last few weeks, has been called a liar more times than anyone can actually count.
There is a few counts you should keep while an election is on. Like how many times you can campaign in the marginal seats of south-east Queensland, how much junk mail lands in my mailbox (tally it up and vote for the one with the least junk mail), and my personal favourite - the funny hat count.
Now to prepare my workshop.
Howard tells us that this will be an election fought on trust. Probably a bad term of phrase from a man who, in the last few weeks, has been called a liar more times than anyone can actually count.
There is a few counts you should keep while an election is on. Like how many times you can campaign in the marginal seats of south-east Queensland, how much junk mail lands in my mailbox (tally it up and vote for the one with the least junk mail), and my personal favourite - the funny hat count.
Now to prepare my workshop.
